question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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