His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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