Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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