so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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