: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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