So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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