just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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