Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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