he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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