I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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