Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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