Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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