And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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