i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
