we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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