i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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