The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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