awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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