if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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