I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
