Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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