She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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