She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the day after is always just damage control
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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