Ambien. No doubt about it.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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