I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
