no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
