im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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