So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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