Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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