Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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