STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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