Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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