we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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