omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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