is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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