If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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