i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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