WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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