she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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