whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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