party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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