What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
You left your phone here
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