Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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