i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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