Did you just see the Batmobile???
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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