Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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