Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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