i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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