No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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