This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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