Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
He kissed a someone with a penis
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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