I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i dont even know how to be here
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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